Tokyo Disneyland and Home

Had a 13 hour layover in Tokyo, so we headed to Disneyland for the day. Ticket was only $65, and we were able to get a last minute reservation for the Blue Bayou restaurant inside the Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Excellent deal, especially considering that US Disney os is around ~$200/day.
Back home now, and enjoying the couch at home. Thanks for tuning in and leaving comments. ❤️❤️

13 hour layover, so we headed to Tokyo Disneyland for the day

Paddling canoe os a ride at Tokyo Disney

Shawn too tall to crawl in the TeePee

Pretty sure they removed all the Tom Sawer stuff from the US Parks, for a reason.

R2D2

It’s a small world

Still a small world

Scored a table right along the bayou

350-scaled.jpg”> View of the Blue Bayou restaurant from the Pirete’s ride


Riders floating by while we eat


Airport lounge in Tokyo is fantastic!

Lay flat seats worth every penny on long redeye flights

Ahhh, back to US airport lounges. No more fresh sushi, just a rubbery boiled egg from a bag, a slice of cheese, and wine in a paper cup. It’s good to be home 🤣

the scorpion hooch made it home!! who wants a shot?

Winding down, bye HCMC (Saigon)

Last two days were basically just relaxing and doing some last minute shopping. Next stop is Tokyo, then home. We’ve got a 15 hr layover in Tokyo, so we’ll have enough time to get some good food and last minute shopping in.

kinda like Aloha-Friday

Starting our double decker bus tour of HCMC

The famous cathedral is under massive repair

Cau Ba Son Bridge on top of the double decker bus

Windy crossing of the Cau Ba Son Bridge on top of the double decker bus

Traffic is fun on a double decker bus, ask mom n dad about the time I took them on one in Paris and we spent over an hour stuck on the Champs Elysees 😂

Normal traffic

Visited the War Remnants Museum, very somber and like Hiroshima, interesting to see the other viewpoint.

Some of the left behind US military vehicles are on display

pics from the War Remnants Museum in HCMC. Most were pretty horrific, especially the Napalm and Agent Orange ones. Needed cocktails after visiting.

The French loved their guillotines and used them regularly in Vietnamese rule 😵

Seriously, needed some stiff drinks after that museum. Luckily there’s some great cigar and whiskey bars.

more creepy stairs that end in a cool cigar bar on the fifth floor

The hunt for good whiskey and cigars has been a success this trip

Random assortment of pics…

These poor mannequins are COLD! Such cruelty

HCMC lights at night

Some Vietnamese pop star named “Mono” took over the Louis Vuitton store. He’s like the local Justin Beiber, as crowds of excited cans were gathered around

The electricity isn’t really stable here in HCMC, just one of the many brief blackouts we experienced

Can’t wait to eat this pizza!

Shawn fell asleep with his pizza, I was forced to rescue it and eat it

One last Bahn Mi while shopping at the very large Ben Thanh Market
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/B%E1%BA%BFn_Th%C3%A0nh_Market

Last cocktails in HCMC before flying out to Tokyo

Bye to Cambodia, back to Vietnam

Spent our last day in Cambodia eating really great local food and visiting the modern temples in Siem Reap city near our hotel.

First was Wat Bo, unfortunately the famous murals were undergoing preservation, but still many beautiful things to view, and was a clam quiet place to just sit in the shade and enjoy some respite in a busy city. more info here:

Wat Bo, a Siem Reap Pagoda

amazing architecture

the monks at this Wat care for many sweet doggos. ♥️

This huge bell must be loud when the monks swing the log to ring it!

Next was Wat Preah Prom Rath, which was very near the tourist central zone, and clearly made more in donations from the larger amount of tourist/foot traffic.
Unlike Wat Bo, this was very flashy like Las Vegas.

Fancy topiary and peacocks

Hana Hou!

Sitting Buddha in the main temple

Very large laying Buddha, hard to tell scale from this pic

O.G. “How to Train Your Dragon” 😂
If you haven’t seen the movie or its sequels, please check em out. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0892769/?ref_%3Dttls_li_tt

Love the floating flower displays at this Wat

I think this scene is depicting place where old people went to die, then get their guts picked out by some animals?

More cool displays, this Wat had interesting things to view around every corner

Headed back to the room to shower and go to the airport for our flight back to Vietnam. To help reduce pollution and its affects on the ancient structures, Siem Reap recently moved their airport from the edge of Angkor Park, to an hour outside of the city. What we didn’t realize was that this international airport is less than 3 months old! It was just opened on October 16, 2023. It’s very large, and was very empty, when we flew out, but kinda cool to enjoy a BRAD NEW airport. Creepy in a way, and felt like flying during the pandemic again almost.

Display showing all the souvenirs that you cannot bring in your carryon OR checked luggage.

More souvenirs you can’t bring home. I really would have loved to get dad the airplane made out of ammo though!

Spooky empty!

Cool Buddha statue in the middle of the empty airport

Feels like flying during covid times all over again

Skylight at the shiny new SAI airport

Settled back in HCMC (Saigon). Shawn found great whiskey and cigar bar for us to enjoy.

Negronis and cigars

Ahhh, good ole 7-11. Still a savior for late night snacks and hydration

Last day in Angkor Archaeological Park

Used up the last day in our pass visiting some more temples today. Angkor Archeological Park is massive, and covers so much area and history.

More info here: https://whc.unesco.org/en/list/668/

How does access work to Angkor National Park? Well you purchase a one, three, or seven day pass and have to upload your picture too. May seem annoying, but we were constantly asked for our passes and they were scanned. I wish more national parks did this, cause it helps keep the crowds down and the pilau (trash) out.
We purchased our tix online and took our pics at the airport in Hanoi

elephants!

moar elephants!

reenactment of how the restoration team excavated these temple and statues

Drainage (dragon?) built throughout the temple. If you look close everywhere , the engineering is just gobsmacking

More engineering awesomeness with the drainage


amazing ❤️

endless seeming corridor

Sacrifice stone? Not sure, shitty wifi and Google is failing me right now

Aloha

The size and magnitude of these ancient temples is very humbling

Shored wall. The restoration, preservation, and upkeep of this world heritage site is global effort. All temples are “sponsored” by global countries along with Cambodia. Cool to see a lot of university students getting first hand education.

Very hot, and we returned to Siem Reap for cocktails and food.

Like most of SE Asia, food is so great

Yummy

Adult arcade games 🍾

Found a lil bar that also had karaoke and BOGO drinks, ruh roh raggy!!

Got snacks on the way back to the hotel

As y’all know Shawn is lactose intolerant, but loves cheese. I need to keep a better eye on him when he chooses snacks from 7-11

EDIT: Holy fuck, this was basically noodles, cheese, and ghost peppers. There was no warning of the Scoville level with that cute cheese-hugging character on the package 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Angkor Park Day 2

Today we woke up very early, hopped on a USA VPN, then watched University of Michigan whoop ass on the Huskies. Go Blue!

Next was visiting two temple in the Angkor park complex. Bayon Temple and Ta Prohm Temple.

First up us Bayon Temple:

Bayon

While the upper levels were closed for much needed repair efforts, we enjoyed the carvings of “everyday life” for the ancient Cambodian people. It is also interesting to note that back in 1980 the government asked for world assistance to help preserved this wonder area, and each temple is “sponsored” by another country. Bayon is sponsored by Japan.

I was right to be suspicious of the street dog…the bun was sweet like a doughnut 🤮

Bayon temple

paddling canoe with underwater scene

Crocodile chomping some dudes leg. ouch!

monkeys 69ing in a tree…?

Crocodile chomping a fish, while a turtle escaped

spear to the face!

Bayon temple

Next we hopped on a tuktuk to get to Ta Prohm Temple. Some may know it from the movie “Tomb Raider”, but we were there for the Dinosaur carving. Remember, dinosaurs supposedly never existed with humans,but there’s clearly a stegosaurus carving here!

Conspiracy Theory time. ♥️ Ancient Aliens, Angkor Wat, and the Dinosaur

If you want to know about Tomb Raider filming,
https://theculturetrip.com/asia/cambodia/articles/ta-prohm-cambodias-tomb-raider-temple

On to the inner city of Angkor Thom: https://cambodianess.com/article/the-five-gateways-of-angkor-thom

bridge on the way into Angkor Tjom and Bayon temple

Another view of the dinosaur

seeing what the jungle has done to some of these massive temples is just mind blowing. Mother Nature always wins

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Shawn channeling his inner Lara Croft from Tomb Raider

Ta Prohm Temple

Ta Prohm Temple

Jungle overtaking Ta Prohm Temple

Ta Prohm Temple

Jungle overtaking Ta Prohm Temple

The gate at Ta Prohm Temple was under restoration, so they built stairs up and over the wall

For the most part, you get free reign to explore all the nooks and crannies of the temple ruins

Donation station for the monks that care for the temples

Hungry jungle trees

Shawn chasing monkeys at the temple. 😂

Ta Prohm Temple

We didn’t want to take a tuktuk back into the town cause it’s not exactly safe or comfortable for long distance, but cause of timing and need, here we are.

we laughed cause the tuktuk driver in front of ours was decorated with “Ford”, until the douchebag stopped for no reason in the middle of the street, forcing our tuktuk into a controlled drive into the ditch on the right to avoid an accident. Cheers to our guy, fuck the “Ford driver”. Apparently you can’t avoid these assholes anywhere

TukTuk Life. One of the easiest ways to get around the vast Angkor complex of endless temples and ruins

Kinda glad to get outta the tuktuk, but our driver had some major balls, avoided an accident, and took us through a ditch without tip[caption id="attachment_1696" align="aligncenter" width="300"] Long day of being Indiana Jones, but a good cigar and whisky fixes everything

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want some questionable home made hooch with a cobra head and gigantic scorpion in the bottle? no? me either. but I will definitely eat the chicken sandwich in a bag from the 7-11 😂

Mr. Papadapolous relaxing after a long day

Random monkey video, cause nobody is paying attention here 🐒🐒

Angkor Wat!!!

No post yesterday, cause it was a travel day. It was a 2 hour cab ride from Halong Bay to Hanoi airport, then check bags, get thru customs, eat Vietnamese Burger King, and a short 90min flight to Angkor Cambodia airport. Get through customs again, then another hour ride to Siem Reap hotel.

Got dinner and zonked out, but made it to Angkor Wat today, another UNESCO Heritage Site & one of the wonders of the world. Not as old as the Giza pyramids, but wayyyy larger. Very zen and amazing!

More here: https://definition.org/angkor-wat-even-bigger-feat-egyptian-pyramids-combined/

Let’s get to the pics!

Food in Cambodia is great. Dinner

appetizer of okra and mushrooms

Shawn breakfast of waffles and bacon 🤮

Laurie got a local egg, pork , and noodles dish for breakfast

Woo hoo, life goal unlocked. Made it to Angkor Wat

Buda and seven cobras

Buda sculpture at Angkor

Buda sculpture at Angkor

Buda

Cool to still see the original paint in areas

more original paint

This shit is STEEP! pics don’t do justice

Shawn laughing from the bottom while I take my time down the steep ass stairs 🤣

Shawn made it up the rickety steep stairs to the top of Angkor, me next 💀💀

Looking out at Angkor from the top.

monkey butt!

Shawn taking a picture of me taking a picture of a monkey butt. (they move fast!)

Parts of Angkor were being restored and in rough shape, not unusual for a place so old.

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The carvings everywhere are amazing

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Next took a short tuktuk ride and was the hiked up the mountain for sunset views from Bakheng temple.

Hot hike up the hill to Bakheng Temple for sunset

spooky hole

lion statue asses

Indiana Jones style hiking, just random temples appearing through the jungle

Sunset starting. Just like Haleakala, we’ve learned that sunset is just as good as sunrise, you don’t have to get up ass-early, and the crowds are way lighter

moo! sunset colors in the background. Just like my dad taught me, we headed down a bit early to beat the crowds, so we could easily get a taxi back to town. Love you Dad 🤣😎♥️

Pub Street in Siem Reap is a welcome site after a hot day of hiking around.

More prepared for tomorrow. Got laundry soap to do more bathtub laundry tonight, then mosquito spray, hand sanitizer, and a hand fan. all for $3

Buy one Get one free cocktails on Pub Street, plus really good music

Last full day in Halong

Today was a chill day, especially after staying out late at the club last night. (more on that later).

Went to the museum today which was a mix of natural history and cultural history, and there ended up being a ton of school groups there. They all wanted to practice their English with us, and we had many conversations throughout the day. However Shawn was an extra hit with his beard. They all wanted pictures with him, he felt like he had paparazzi surrounding him at times. 😂

Odd looking otter…I think Google translate got broken here. 😂

One of Shawn’s fan clubs

Amazing view along the waterfront behind the museum

After the museum, worked on our goal to visit a tiki bar in every country we visit

Tiki menu

Nice location on the beach, with a great view of Halong Bay

Bahn Bao. A delicious steamed bun filled with rice noodles, pork, and egg. Costs about 50¢ from a street vendor and makes an amazing snack

Back to the loud ass club last night. As they say, if you can’t beat em, join em. Had fun, and we both enjoyed the eye-candy gogo dancers.

Looks pretty baller, but half of the glasses are the redbull chasers they kept bringing with our drinks. skipped em, didn’t feel like being up for three days straight 🚀🚀

Eye candy for the ladies too!

Halong Bay / Gulf of Tonkin

Halong Bay is an amazing UNESCO World Heritage site in Vietnam’s Gulf of Tonkin. Instead of a live aboard cruise, we opted for a 9 hour day cruise and it didn’t disappoint. We were especially glad we opted to pay a little extra for a day room with private balcony and bathroom, especially after seeing the state of the public bathrooms.

we were excited for the jacuzzi, till we found out it was ice cold 😢

Shawn’s excited to get on the boat!

Day room with private bathroom and balcony was worth the xtra $30

We’re on a boat!

Oh my, a CAVE!

Who remembers the difference between stalactites and stalagmites from school?? (no cheating!)

We had only 30mins excursion on this island, not enough time to hike to the top observation deck and get back to the tender boat. oh well, beers were cheap and cold.

Don’t do this…I don’t care what transportation it is. 🤮

Pics don’t do it justice, videos do a bit better.

Cruise back was relaxing until the thumping music started. It was loud, and had a live band singing terrible American music hits. We kept the gin n tonics flowing and made the best of it.

Back at the room enjoying a half million $dong cigar, and drinking Korean Soju cause a club about a mile away is obnoxious and the bass shakes everything in a multi mile radius.

ok, we’re going to the stupid club now. this thing puts Coachella to shame. 🤣

Halong!

Booked a private car for the easy 2 hour drive from Hanoi to Halong, got settled and went to explore a bit. They are really trying to build this entire city up, and it’s shocking how many endless empty hotels and restaurants are around.

Decided to take the world’s longest sky tram ride (1.3 miles), which included entrance to part of the Sun World amusement park.

https://www.inverse.com/article/18051-halong-bay-vietnam-aerial-tramway-biggest

Truck stop along the highway

Similar to Downtown Disney or Universal City Walk, area outside of the park has tons of restaurants, bars, and entertainment options. however they’re mostly shuttered, probably still recovering from covid.

Ticket included a visit to their version of Madam Teausada, and foreign wax museums are a hoot! Steffi Graf looks like a beast compared to Michael Jordans height, and they have Obama and Putin in the same room. Shakira looks like she grew up with a British dental plan. Then there’s the one for the lady with the world record tatas….😂

“Obama”

this is a strange looking pope john paul

Marilyn Monroe looks rough, this must’ve been modeled right before she overdosed 😂

World’s largest & longest sky tram

The other open side of SunWorld, it’s definitely not Cedar Point

Found a pirate ship bar walking back to the hotel, and were the only people there
This place is like a ghost town

Some bar shaped like a pirate ship, we were the only people here

Train Spotting

Last day in Hanoi, next stop is Ha Long to see the famous Ha Long Bay.

Hanoi’s famous “Train Street” lived up to its name and did not disappoint. It was pretty fucking wild.

Getting settled at one of the cafes along the tracks

Cafe setup when the trains aren’t driving through

Choo Choo, the train comes ripping by fast, you’ll want to turn your volume down.

The Cafe owners fold all the tables and set them on the ground before the train comes through

Next stopped by one of the many temples in the area.

Temple of the White Horse

Temple of the White Horse

architecture bat

Dinner menu had backlighting, which Shawn’s old eyes appreciated 😂

Great view from a rooftop restaurant

I am 100% sure this was catfood. 🤢🤮

People watching with good cocktails to end the evening

Hanoi, Bourdain Bun Cha, Obama Noodles, and the Hanoi Hilton

Hanoi is huge,but found some great highlights today. Just gonna say we’re happy to have Marriott points vs Hilton. Also got to eat at one of the places Anthony Bourdain loved, then made famous by eating there with Obama. Also so so happy for the plentiful foot massages and great food and beer!

Landing in Hanoi

The infamous “Hanoi Hilton” POW prison, not the Hilton you want frequent visitor points from

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Anthony Bourdain and his shows were always one of our favorites & sources of travel inspiration, and we got the chance to eat at one of his favorite spots. The “Parts Unknown” Season 8,Episode 1 show was one of the best, and we got to have an amazing $5 lunch with beers here.

Secret service doesn’t look amused 😂

Hanoi’s famous “Beer Corner” didn’t disappoint. Cheep beers and lots of free crazy people and action watching!

Now I want these cocktail glasses..

Lots of walking, time for foot massages

Looks like the Macy’s parade with so many balloons

big ass nativity scene

New Year’s Eve and New Year combo

Aloha, by the time I post this we’ve already celebrated and recovered from our NYE celebrations, and most of y’all are just getting started. Hope 2024 is happy and prosperous for everyone!

This evening we’re getting on a flight north to Hanoi. Here’s pics from the last 48 hours. At least the ones we’re willing to share 😂😘

We both did our final fitting at the tailor and cobbler. Just biding time for a couple of hours before picking up our goods

Brisket Bahn Mi ($5), was delicious!

Cutting through tight alleys to avoid the busy streets

New swanky custom leather shoes n belt in less than 48hrs. And yes, yes he did get Miami Dolphins orange liners 🐬🐬

Two new fun blazers in 48hrs. Won’t find this at Macy’s or Neiman Marcus!

Dinner of the local Cau Lau noodle dish before heading out to the festivities

Potent Vietnamese coffee and a long Island ice tea to get NYE festivities started

WCGW buying Roman Candles from a Vietnamese street vendor?

It seems we bought safe fireworks from the street vendor! yay! missing fingers aren’t on our 2024 resolution list.

Y’all saw this already, but Happy New Year ❤️

NYE resolution!

Buy one get one free cocktails? Don’t have to ask us twice, day drinking and waiting for the flight to Hanoi this evening.

Rain, Day Drinking, Lanterns, and Fittings

Rainy day, but still warm and awesome. After breakfast we watched some Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in the room, then set out after noon when the rain slowed down.

One of the region specialties is “Egg Coffee”. It used to be rare (and hard) to have and keep dairy, so locals instead whipped up egg whites instead of latte foam. Delicious!

Its pouring rain again, now forced to day drink $2 Long Island Ice Teas and hard ciders while we await our slot in the Lantern making class

What else to do in the Lantern City, but join a lantern making class!

Choosing a lantern size, shape, and fabrics is one of the toughest parts!

Bending and building the bamboo frame

Frame built, now threading the reinforcement

Is that fabric on right side up?

Shawn bragging that he’s ahead of me

Shawn is beating me in progress, but he also chose a smaller lantern 😂

I forgot how to do arts-n-crafts

Glue, tighten, snip, trim, repeat. Also love that Shawn always catches me mid blink 😂

holy shit, these actually look like lanterns, and we made them from scratch!! (took about 2 hrs)

After was time to go to my blazer fitting, I can’t believe they did this in 24hrs!!

Fitting went great, I can’t believe they make these blazers in less than 24 hours! Can’t wait to see both tomorrow.

Oh no… not more $2 long islands on the way back to the hotel…😎

Crazy Boat Rides & Custom Clothes

Besides lanterns, Hoi An is known for getting custom tailored clothes, shoes, and leather goods, along with riding in the Vietnamese round basket-boat.

Since the we had a break in the weather, we decided to head to the Coconut Forest for a basket-boat ride. We knew this was going to be a crowded tourist trap, but it wasn’t as bad as we thought and we had a blast. History of the basket-boats here: https://youindanang.com/hoi-an-coconut-forest-enjoying-the-basket-boat-rides-on-the-river/

This is a busy part of the river cause everyone is here to go on a basket-boat cruise

Paddling through the coconut mangroves

Our basket-boat guide was all about the ‘Gram, and insisted on taking (and being in) a bunch of pics 😂

There’s a point in the river that turns into a water-rave, where the solo captains show off their crazy boat dancing skills, while other boats paddle around with massive speakers blasting dance music.

If you want, you too can hop in with the boat dance folks and they’ll give you a tamed version of the ride. Hell yes, I was in, but Shawn passed as he tends to get green in the gills. It was a lot of fun, but also pretty crazy. This is just a short video of my ride, and I was thrilled the song was the old hit ‘Gangnam Style’.

beers after surviving the round boat ride, my head was still spinning

There’s places in the world where they still make pull-tab beers

After the boats it was time to go find our tailors and cobblers to get our custom clothes and shoes. We’d researched before, and had an idea of which ones we wanted to use. Then it’s a really quick process of selecting your style, materials, and getting measured. We go back in 24hr for the fitting, then pick up our finished products in another 24hrs. I got two custom blazers for $180 total, and Shawn got leather dress shoes with matching belt for $120.

Liquid fortification before heading to the tailor shops

Thousands of fabrics and patterns to choose from!

getting measured for custom toilored blazers, got two for $80 each. takes 48-72 hours to make.

Shawn wavering on getting custom boots instead

getting fitted for custom shoes and belt, takes about 2.5 days to make, and total cost was $120

Choosing the shoe and belt leather

Dinner time!

Cao Lau & Bahn Xeo, these are specialties in this area and were delicious!

Cao Lau & Bahn Zao for dinner

its also laundry time! filled the tub with water and detergent, then stirred it around awhile with a long umbrella

Hoi An

The beaches were amazing, but gad to get out of hustle of Da Nang. We’re now in the much much smaller historic town Hoi An. It’s pouring rain here, but its warm too so we’re still having a good time. This town is very picturesque, especially at night when all the shops, restaurants, and boats are lit by thousands of colorful lamterns at night.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%E1%BB%99i_An

its raining, so we’re killing time and having cocktails by our Da Nang hotel pool before our afternoon checkout time. heading to Hoi An next

Some flashy club in Da Nang. The city really reminds me of “Miami”, but doesn’t have all the good things, like the Miami Dolphins

Passed several water buffalo and rice paddys on the way to Hoi An

more lanterns

Strolling along the Hoi An river

Lanterns starting to come on at sunset

Its POURING here today, and I didn’t want my shoes soaked so I wore my flip-flops. but I was still having a problem sliding around, and wanted something more secure for my feet. I ended up buying a pair of Crocs for $10. Can’t believe I am saying this, but they are AMAZING, especially for the puddles, muddy spots, and also has great traction. I am now a member of the Croc-Cult! 🤣

Yes, yes it was a fucking good dinner from here.

Shawn is sad he didn’t buy Crocs, but is enjoying his new shorts without a hole in the butt

“Don’t be a pussy, be a Tiger” 😂 we’ll have to check this place out another evening

launching floating candle lanterns that people buy and make a wish on

Did we time travel to Oklahoma??

Last day in Da Nang

Last day here, its a bit rainy so we slept in, went to a museum. Then ended up at one of the markets to get Shawn a new pair of cargo shorts, since his got a hole in the booty. Heading next to a much smaller town, Hoi An, for some better sight seeing and get out of the big city.

Museum of Cham Sculpture: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Museum_of_Cham_Sculpture

Yep, those are boobs. this was a base of a pillar, and ta-tas were good fortune.

Museum on a rainy day

Creepy abandoned hospital. We need to send Zach Bagins and the Ghost Adventures team here

had to try this crazy pizza with cheese and sausages baked into the crusts

Walking down the sidewalks is not easy. Most are blocked with mopeds and merchandise

Walking in Vietnam is a sport! Sidewalks are blocked and crosswalks are merely a suggestion. Stop signs and pedestrian rights do not exist here. You wait for a bit of a lull, but basically you just cross. Mopeds will weave around you, but the busses,trucks, and cars won’t. It’s basically life-size game of Frogger.

Da Nang

Sleeping in was amazing today after all the travel. Luckily a lot of things still happen well into the evening including the night markets that don’t even open until well after sunset.

Beautiful day, time to explore Da Nang

Started out our day going to view the tallest buddah statue Lady Buddha and the surrounding temples,statues, gardens, and pagodas. http://www.ladybuddha.org/

Bonsai

Da Nang skyline

Watching these concrete artists hand build and sculpt new intricate stair banisters

my kinda man, six pack abd AND a buddah belly.

Shawn is wary of the evil monkeys, they were trying to steal people’s food from their hands.

more evil monkeys

Later we went to check out the Dragon Bridge and nearby Night Market for some food and shopping. Unfortunately the dragon bridge fire show only happens on the weekends now, so here’s a video https://youtu.be/UMrqcep-dUc

Dragon Bridge

Son Tra Night Market

Pork, mushrooms, chicken, vegetables, and squid

Tried a piece of the infamous Durian Fruit. Its not as bad as people make it out to be. Shawn was too chicken to try it. Google it if you’ve never heard about it’s reputation.

$100,000 Dongs ($4) for an amazing 30 min foot massage

Time for a night cap, so we found a Tiki Bar with some delicious cocktails.

Happy Hour! Only $99,000 Vietnamese Dongs ($4) for a cocktail!

Vietnam!

Today was a travel day. Red eye from Tokyo to Saigon, some flight delays, and then finally got on a plane to Da Nang. Glad to be here, it was HOT and MUGGY, but it was about 74 here when we landed.

Made it to our hotel, and just relaxing until tomorrow cause it’s been a looooong day.

Japanese breakfast was served before landing

Flying over south east Vietnam it looked like there were miles upon miles of Christmas lights. It was a really amazing site. Looked it up later and it’s from the Dragon Fruit farms. Each plant in the field gets its own light to keep it growing round the clock, and makes for a magical view when flying over in the dark.

Pic I borrowed from the internet showing the field of dragon fruit plants with individual lights

After a redeye flight, landing in Ho Chi Minh City (Saigon)

After some flight delays, finally boarding for Da Nang

On the bus to get out to the tarmac and our plane. SGN isn’t big enough to handle all the flights, so you board most of them via air-stairs far away from the terminal.

Ocean view from our Da Nang hotel. Time for some much needed sleep

Shawn has platinum hotel status, so they had a delicious tray of Christmas goodies set up in our room when we checked in.

Vietnamese version of White Claw (left) is terrible, but the beer is good and washing down the lobster chips

Spicy Lobster chips, not horrible…

Akihabara Shopping, Claw Machine Winning, and Creepy Vending Machines with Mystery Boxes

Last day in Tokyo, flying out tonight for Vietnam. Headed to Akihabara, aka”Electric City”, with miles if endless shopping possibilities. Stores are 8+ stories tall and range from high-end electronics to flea market type deals. Our favorite was a mega store, Don Quijote, which literally has everything from trinkets to oddities, practical goods, food, clothes, and everything in between. You could spend a few hours there and not see it all. There’s also several pachinko parlors, casinos, and tons of massive arcades with claw machines. The claw games have prizes from ice cream, snacks, toys, and household items.
We also hit up the infamous Creepy Vending Machines in a hidden corner of the neighborhood. Below I will unpack our mystery box that we bought from one, get your tin foil hats ready!


Shawn making coffee in the morning to get us moving.

Akihabara!

found out where the builder of the fateful Titan Submarine got his controllers from 😂


Claw game arcades everywhere!

Cat Butt plush toys anyone?

I played once, and won a plush shrimp toy. Weird but cute somehow

Creepy vending machines are so infamous they are on Google maps

Fortifying ourselves for conquering the creepy vending machines and Akihibara shopping. Spam and wontons on a stick.

Found em, and yeah it’s creepy AF

spaghetti in a can anyone?

tube of bells

yeah, let’s trust family planning to a vending machine in a sketchy alley…

random mystery boxes, a tube of rubber balls, juice, crackers, and a zippo lighter

random mystery boxes, a tube of rubber balls, juice, crackers, and a zippo lighter

I chose this one since it said “Banksy” in English

Mystery Box wrapping

Google translate of the mystery box wrapping

Note attached to the underside of the mystery box

Google translate of the note on the underside of the mystery box. Could the last line refers to mike lindell and his my pillow conspiracies? 😂

Interior of the wrapping, is this another nutty clue?? Let’s see what google translate says…

Interior of the wrapping translated, seems to be a property information sheet. at least conspiracy man recycles!

Just like Oak Island, there’s no treasure here. Just a questionable box of animal crackers. And no, hell no we didn’t eat them. They went to the rubbish.


Back to Shibuya Crossing to go to a cigar bar Shawn had his eye on

Suntory Whisky and a cigar before heading to the airport for our flight to Vietnam